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Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Still no good
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
share office space ...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
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